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T-Shirt — Patriot Mom Graphic Tee

T-Shirt — Patriot Mom Graphic Tee

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T-Shirt — Patriot Mom Graphic Tee

T-Shirt — Patriot Mom Graphic Tee

Regular price $28.99
Regular price $28.99 Sale price
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This lightweight crew tee carries a bold, modern take on American liberty — a stylized Statue of Liberty with cool teal tones and reflective sunglasses, set against a distressed flag backdrop. The image reads like a small manifesto across the chest: confident, a little rebellious, and quietly proud. It settles in easily with everyday outfits — jeans and sneakers, a layered jacket, or lounged at home — and becomes the piece you reach for when you want your clothing to make a thoughtful, visual statement without shouting. The soft ring-spun cotton feels gentle on the skin, and the clean neckline and classic fit keep the silhouette familiar and wearable.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a smooth, comfortable feel
- Tubular knit without side seams for reduced waste and cleaner look
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- DTG front print with DTF sleeve/inner label printing where applicable
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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