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Patriotic Lip Graphic Tee — "Quench Your Thirst for Freedom"

Name: Patriotic Lip Graphic Tee — "Quench Your Thirst for Freedom"
Brand: Printify
SKU: 27657538988600283562
Price: 28.28 USD
Availability: InStock

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Patriotic Lip Graphic Tee — "Quench Your Thirst for Freedom"

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This oversized boxy tee carries a bold, unapologetic energy — a vintage Americana graphic centered on the chest with red, white and blue lips encircling the phrase “Quench Your Thirst for Freedom.” The relaxed drop-shoulder cut and medium-weight cotton give it that lived-in, easygoing feel you reach for when you want comfort and attitude at once. Wear it with faded jeans, high-waisted shorts, or layered under an open flannel for a weekend that’s equal parts laid-back and loud. It sits loose without overwhelming your silhouette, so it feels like your go-to shirt for long drives, barbeques, and late-night bonfires where the conversation gets candid and the playlists are nostalgic. The tear-away label and durable double-needle stitching mean it’ll keep its shape through many wears and washes — a dependable staple for days when you want to make a statement without trying too hard.

Product features
- 100% cotton solids; Athletic Heather 90/10 cotton/poly for varied color options
- Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, smooth hand
- Relaxed, oversized boxy fit with dropped shoulders for an easy silhouette
- Durable double-needle stitching at sleeve, neck, and hem for longevity
- Medium-weight fabric (6.0 oz/yd²) with tear-away label for comfort

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

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