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Liberal Tears 12 Pack

Name: Liberal Tears 12 Pack
Brand: My Store
Price: 32.99 USD
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check_circle 90mg clean caffeine per can — 50 cal (LT) / 0 cal (WZ)

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Delicately Sweet Tea

12 full-size 16 fl oz cans, freshly packed and shipped to your door.

Cheaper than most gas stations and convenience stores — without leaving the house.
No subscription. No gimmicks. Just energy when you want it.

🇺🇸 Made in USA

⚡ 90mg Natural Caffeine

🌿 No Artificial Ingredients

🌱 Vegan & Gluten-Free

🔥 Only 50 Calories

Skip the gas station. Stock the fridge.

WHAT'S INSIDE

Flavor
Classic sweet tea with a smooth, refreshing finish.

Sweetened with
Granulated sugar and stevia.

Energy
90mg naturally sourced caffeine from green tea extract.

Nutrition
50 calories • Vegan • Gluten-free • 16 fl oz (473 ml)

WHEN TO CRACK ONE OPEN

Before the gym
Midday when the work isn't finished
Long drives
Late nights
Whenever weak tea simply isn't an option

TRIGGER WARNING

May cause increased focus, elevated patriotism, and spontaneous grilling.

Possible side effects include boosted hustle, unshakable confidence, mental clarity, and the inability to apologize for winning.

Quench Your Thirst For Freedom.

“More energy, less crash, and I feel like a damn superhero. Also tastes way better than that hipster espresso nonsense.”

- Javier T., Arizona
“Saw a meme about this, bought a box for laughs. Now I have one every morning. 10/10, would D again.”

— Samantha K., Ohio
“I cracked a Lemon Squeeze and immediately started grilling. Fireworks went off. Bald eagle flew by. I think I saw George Washington wink at me.”

— Chad M., Texas

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Why We Brewed the Tears

"Born from Stars. Bottled for Patriots."

When the memes got too real and the safe spaces too small, we did the only logical thing: We captured every drop of outrage and bottled it with citrusy freedom.

Made for proud Americans who like their drinks bold, clean, and unapologetically spicy.

"So Pure, It’ll Make CNN Cry"

🧃 90mg Caffeine – Like one strong cup of coffee, minus the soy

🌞 100% Daily Vitamin D – Because sunshine is a human right

🍊 Crisp Citrus Bite – Like a slap of logic to the taste buds

🌿 Only 5 Real Ingredients – No junk. Just freedom fuel.

🇺🇸 Made in America – Proudly brewed on U.S. soil

BigD salutes the flag. The others salutes tofu.

Big D is red, white, and built different. The others? Bland, woke, and built in a lab. Here’s the proof — science might cry, but your taste buds will cheer.