Big D NRG Liberal Tears - Delicately Sweet Tea Energy Drink | 90mg Clean Caffeine, Naturally Sweetened | Made in USA
Big D NRG Liberal Tears - Delicately Sweet Tea Energy Drink | 90mg Clean Caffeine, Naturally Sweetened | Made in USA
Hydrate with Pure Patriotic Sass.
90mg of Clean Caffeine
Just 50 Calories
Made in the USA
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Big D NRG Liberal Tears - Delicately Sweet Tea Energy Drink | 90mg Clean Caffeine, Naturally Sweetened | Made in USA
Big D NRG Liberal Tears Delicately Sweet Tea
Naturally sweetened. No preservatives. No soy.
This ain’t your grandma’s iced tea, it’s Big D NRG™ in a can. Packed with 90mg of clean, natural caffeine from green tea and a delicate sweetness that slaps harder than a fact check, Liberal Tears is for freedom-lovers who work hard, lift heavy, and take zero crap.
Just smooth tea energy with a side of savage.
What’s Inside the Can
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Flavor: Classic sweet tea with a clean, natural finish
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Caffeine: 90mg natural caffeine (green tea extract)
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Sugar: Lightly sweetened with granulated sugar + stevia
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Nutrition: 50 calories per 16 fl oz can, vegan, gluten-free
⚡ When to Crack One Open
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Pre-lift energy
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Midday focus for freedom-fueled workflows
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Late-night domination
Or anytime you feel the urge to do something unapologetically American
💣 Trigger Warning
May cause increased focus, elevated patriotism, and spontaneous grilling.
Side effects include: mental clarity, boosted hustle, unshakable confidence, and the inability to apologize for winning.
Liberal Tears, Quench Your Thirst For Freedom.
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“More energy, less crash, and I feel like a damn superhero. Also tastes way better than that hipster espresso nonsense.”
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“Saw a meme about this, bought a box for laughs. Now I have one every morning. 10/10, would D again.”
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“I cracked a Lemon Squeeze and immediately started grilling. Fireworks went off. Bald eagle flew by. I think I saw George Washington wink at me.”
"Born from Stars. Bottled for Patriots."
When the memes got too real and the safe spaces too small, we did the only logical thing: We captured every drop of outrage and bottled it with citrusy freedom.
Made for proud Americans who like their drinks bold, clean, and unapologetically spicy.
"So Pure, It’ll Make CNN Cry"
🧃 90mg Caffeine – Like one strong cup of coffee, minus the soy
🌞 100% Daily Vitamin D – Because sunshine is a human right
🍊 Crisp Citrus Bite – Like a slap of logic to the taste buds
🌿 Only 5 Real Ingredients – No junk. Just freedom fuel.
🇺🇸 Made in America – Proudly brewed on U.S. soil
BigD salutes the flag. The others salutes tofu.
Big D is red, white, and built different. The others? Bland, woke, and built in a lab. Here’s the proof — science might cry, but your taste buds will cheer.
The Energy Drink They Warned You About
Too Strong for Soyboys. Too Clean for the FDA to Understand.
Big D isn’t for the faint of heart. It’s for the doers, the builders, the late-night memers and garage grinders.
It slaps harder than a cold shower at boot camp.
5 Stars, Zero Apologies...
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