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Based Mom Tee

Based Mom Tee

Hydrate with Pure Patriotic Sass.

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check_circle 90mg clean caffeine per can — 50 cal (LT) / 0 cal (WZ)

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Based Mom Tee

Regular price $29.99
Regular price $29.99 Sale price
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For the moms who raised kids, standards, and hell when required.

The Based Mom Tee brings Big D attitude to a soft everyday shirt, featuring our red-white-and-blue Based Mom design with American flag shades and Big D Energy Drink branding.

Printed on demand and may ship separately from drink orders.

Product details:
• Soft cotton feel
• Relaxed everyday fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
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    “More energy, less crash, and I feel like a damn superhero. Also tastes way better than that hipster espresso nonsense.”

    - Javier T., Arizona
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    “Saw a meme about this, bought a box for laughs. Now I have one every morning. 10/10, would D again.”

    Samantha K., Ohio
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    “I cracked a Lemon Squeeze and immediately started grilling. Fireworks went off. Bald eagle flew by. I think I saw George Washington wink at me.”

    Chad M., Texas
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    Why We Brewed the Tears

     

    "Born from Stars. Bottled for Patriots."

    When the memes got too real and the safe spaces too small, we did the only logical thing: We captured every drop of outrage and bottled it with citrusy freedom.

    Made for proud Americans who like their drinks bold, clean, and unapologetically spicy.

    "So Pure, It’ll Make CNN Cry"

    🧃 90mg Caffeine – Like one strong cup of coffee, minus the soy

    🌞 100% Daily Vitamin D – Because sunshine is a human right

    🍊 Crisp Citrus Bite – Like a slap of logic to the taste buds

    🌿 Only 5 Real Ingredients – No junk. Just freedom fuel.

    🇺🇸 Made in America – Proudly brewed on U.S. soil

      BigD salutes the flag. The others salutes tofu.

      Big D is red, white, and built different. The others? Bland, woke, and built in a lab. Here’s the proof — science might cry, but your taste buds will cheer.

      The Energy Drink They Warned You About

      Too Strong for Soyboys. Too Clean for the FDA to Understand.

      Big D isn’t for the faint of heart. It’s for the doers, the builders, the late-night memers and garage grinders.

      It slaps harder than a cold shower at boot camp.

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