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Big D NRG Woke Zero - Lit Lemon/Lime Energy Drink | Zero Sugar, 0 Calorie, Clean Caffeine | Made in USA

Name: Big D NRG Woke Zero - Lit Lemon/Lime Energy Drink | Zero Sugar, 0 Calorie, Clean Caffeine | Made in USA
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Big D NRG Woke Zero - Lit Lemon/Lime Energy Drink | Zero Sugar, 0 Calorie, Clean Caffeine | Made in USA

$29.99

$29.99 ~~$3.50~~

SAVE -757% Sold out

Big D NRG WOKE ZERO - Lit Lemon/Lime

Zero sugar. Zero excuses. 100% freedom in a can.

Big D’s Woke Zero isn’t just an energy drink — it’s a middle finger to cancel culture. We took bold lemon and lime, gave ‘em a freedom slap of 90mg of clean, natural caffeine, and built something that hits harder than a keyboard warrior’s meltdown. No fake flavors. No soy propaganda. Just crisp, no-BS energy for people who still believe in getting shit done, not getting offended.

What’s Inside the Can

Flavor: Bold lemon-lime with a clean, citrus punch, ready to wake your soul
Caffeine: 90mg natural caffeine (green tea) - Just enough to power a revolution (or leg day)
Calories/Sugar: 0 calories, 0 sugar - Sweet taste, clean conscience.

Built with 5 Real Ingredients - If you can't pronounce it, it's not in here.

Perfect For: Tire-shredding burnouts, gym PBs, road trips, and keeping your eyes open during Monday meetings

⚡ When to Crack One Open

Before a workout when you want clean power, not sugar crashes
Gaming sessions that go deep into the night
Road trips, range days, or any day that ends in “Y”
Whenever you feel the urge to rise and grind instead of roll over and whine

💣 Trigger Warning

May cause clean energy, clear thinking, and an uncontrollable urge to succeed.

Woke Zero is not recommended for the easily offended.

Quench your thirst for freedom — one can at a time.

“More energy, less crash, and I feel like a damn superhero. Also tastes way better than that hipster espresso nonsense.”

- Javier T., Arizona
“Saw a meme about this, bought a box for laughs. Now I have one every morning. 10/10, would D again.”

— Samantha K., Ohio
“I cracked a Lemon Squeeze and immediately started grilling. Fireworks went off. Bald eagle flew by. I think I saw George Washington wink at me.”

— Chad M., Texas

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Why We Brewed the Tears

"No safe spaces needed"

Woke Zero brings the boldest lemon-lime flavor ever squeezed into a can — with 90mg of clean caffeine, zero sugar, and enough patriotic punch to get you out of bed and straight into beast mode.

"Freedom Fizzed to the Max."

🍋 LIT Lemon/Lime Flavor – Crisp, sharp, and ready to wake your soul.

⚡90mg Natural Caffeine – Just enough to power a revolution (or leg day).

🚫 Zero Sugar, Zero Guilt – Sweet taste, clean conscience.

💪 Built with 5 Real Ingredients – If you can’t pronounce it, it’s not in here.

🦅 Patriotic Packaging – Featuring our jacked eagle mascot wrapped in the flag — freedom never looked this good.

Big D salutes the flag. The others tread on it.

Big D is red, white, and built different. The others? Bland, woke, and built in a lab. Here’s the proof — science might cry, but your taste buds will cheer.