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Patriotic Messy Bun Tee — "Based Mom" American Flag Graphic

Name: Patriotic Messy Bun Tee — "Based Mom" American Flag Graphic
Brand: Printify
SKU: 23906652192445106459
Price: 32.99 USD
Availability: InStock

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This lightweight tee speaks with quiet confidence — a relaxed, semi-fitted silhouette carrying a bold graphic of a high-bun woman wearing star-spangled shades and a tied bandana. It feels like a sunlit afternoon at a backyard cookout: music, laughter, and that small surge of pride when you tuck your hair up and step outside. The soft ringspun cotton drapes comfortably while the ribbed collar and shoulder tape keep the shape wash after wash. For people who nod to Americana style and modern, empowered looks, this tee layers easily under a denim jacket or stands on its own during warm-weather hangs and casual holidays.

Product features
- 100% ringspun cotton for solid colors; light 4.5 oz fabric for breathable comfort
- Semi-fitted cut with side seams to hold shape and flatter the silhouette
- Durable double-needle sleeve and bottom hem for long-lasting wear
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to prevent stretching and maintain fit
- Tear-away label and runs true to size; compliant with safety standards (formaldehyde, phthalates, lead, flammability)

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean

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"Born from Stars. Bottled for Patriots."

When the memes got too real and the safe spaces too small, we did the only logical thing: We captured every drop of outrage and bottled it with citrusy freedom.

Made for proud Americans who like their drinks bold, clean, and unapologetically spicy.

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🌞 100% Daily Vitamin D – Because sunshine is a human right

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🇺🇸 Made in America – Proudly brewed on U.S. soil

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